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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not racist?
But two posts within minutes of each other laughing at the misfortunes of "a paki" and the Chinese cocklers.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont think that anyone on this forum is racist they just seem to enjoy good jokes

whats a womans point of view?

the window over the sink!

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what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing, you've already told her twice!

(women please dont hate me.)
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if we are going down thet line.......





why do women get periods???????






cause they fuckin desreve em.



sorry lady fishes.xx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened to the midget when he ran through the woman's legs?
He got a clip round the ear.

A variation of the old lady pulling joke:

Whats blue and enjoys touching children?

ME in ma blue suit!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OneNightofMischeiva wrote:
What happened to the midget when he ran through the woman's legs?
He got a clip round the ear.


I have racked or wracked my brain but I still don't get it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kelly wrote:
OneNightofMischeiva wrote:
What happened to the midget when he ran through the woman's legs?
He got a clip round the ear.


I have racked or wracked my brain but I still don't get it.


Ditto. Must be a bloke thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neither do I. Baby One Night, please explain to us girls, we do not understand.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be a regional thing...

Clip round ere means fanny


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We call them Gees, Hoops, Flaps and many other charming names.
Praise to the Internet for allowing this cultural exchange!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where would you find a one legged dog?

Where you left him.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's got 2 heads and 6 legs?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you call 7 epileptics in a sleeping bag?


Packet of wrigleys.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the world cup final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first world Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

turnipfish wrote:
a paki was trapped in a corner by 3 bnp suporters,they told him they would let him roll a dice,if you get a 1,2,3,4 or 5 they said then we will beat you to death,by now he was shitting himself and asked rather weakly wwwwhat if i get a 6????


well they said if you get a six you get another turn.

sorry im not actually a racist but it did tickle me fancy.

love you.xx


Comment l'usage du « paki » de mot ne peut-il pas être raciste ?

Je pense que vous êtes un bâtard ignorant ! Evil or Very Mad

(How can the use of the word 'Paki' not be racist?)
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First all the dodos died, then Di died, then Dodi died, Dido must be shitting herself.
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